Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Suspicious fire guts Manson's remote Death Valley hide-out

Suspicious fire guts Manson's remote Death Valley hide-out
4:42 PM May 7, 2009

Barkerranch

Barker Ranch, the old Death Valley mining camp notorious as Charles Manson's hide-out, has been gutted in a suspicious fire, according to the National Park Service.

“The building is gutted, burned out,” said Terry Baldino, chief of interpretation at Death Valley National Park.

The homestead’s rock walls and tin roof were still intact, but its hand-hewn wooden interior beams and window and door frames were all reduced to ash, he said. An outbuilding, originally built as a garage or workroom, was destroyed, Baldino said.

Park officials said the fire might have started last weekend; it was reported Wednesday. No cause has been identified and the fire is under investigation, Baldino said.

The cabin is in a remote area of the park and used by backcountry campers. It had a stove and a fireplace, but there was no water source in the area. If the fire was inadvertently set, there was no water available to put it out.

“The thing that is really sad,” Baldino said, “is that a month ago we had a restoration crew out to stabilize the place. We were afraid the wood lattice and tin roof would come off. We replaced wood timbers in the sagging roof and cleaned up the interior and the grounds. It was actually in fairly good shape when we finished.”

The simple cabin was built in the 1930s by a retired Los Angeles Police Department officer, who, with his wife, had staked a gold claim. The Barker family then bought the house and worked the claim.

In the late 1960s, the Manson gang roamed the barren Death Valley landscape in dune buggies and prepared for "Helter Skelter," a race war Manson was trying to spark. The phrase was taken from a Beatles song, which Manson believed was encoded with predictions that the conflict would destroy modern civilization. Manson and his followers planned to survive by living in a tunnel, then emerge as leaders of some new world order.

Manson eventually was arrested in the cabin, hiding in one of the cupboards, after a 1969 murder spree in Southern California that included the killing of actress Sharon Tate, three friends and a teenager at the pregnant actress' Benedict Canyon home, and the slaying of a couple in Los Feliz.

The ranch was the subject of renewed attention recently when a local police detective searched the site for possible clandestine graves. The excavation revealed little more than a few bullet casings.

—Julie Cart

75 comments:

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

I didn't know a certain someone was this pissed. Body dig turned up nothing. Maybe this pissed off person threw a temper tantrum. Or, maybe Charlie wielded his magic wand and did this evil deed. He has that power you know. He just has to think it, and viola an arsonist appeared. It wouldn't surprise me if Charlie the astral projecting, evil doer did this (cough) and while he was on that cosmic plane set Santa Barbara on fire too.
L

A.C. Fisher Aldag said...

Or maybe some camper got careless with a cigarette butt!

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

AC, maybe the camping smoker was Debra? j/k around. Actually, the Santa Barbara fire was started by an arsonist, and authorities are investigating it.
:(

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

Does anyone know who this guy is on youtube? He creeps me out. http://www.youtube.com/user/MICHAELSCHANNELS#

katie8753 said...

Wow that's too bizarre. I wonder who did burn it down. That's a shame, it was an historic site.

I don't know who that guy is T&L. He is pretty creepy.

Anonymous said...

Patti wants more media time?

Anonymous said...

OMG SO SORRY!
I MEANT DEBRA THE WITCH!

A.C. Fisher Aldag said...

Michael Channels is a friend of Charles's. He's a little too "gee-whiz" about the murders for my taste. Yes, those tapes of Charles talking with him are real.

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

Thanks Ace...I get the same feeling from him. The "gee-whiz" thing, with a certain amount of exploitation thrown in. Hope I'm wrong about it.
Louise
***
My verification word...I swear to god, was "reeper" lol.

Anonymous said...

Channels sells CM's artwork also, just wondering if CM got any of the $$$$.

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

Anonymous said...
Channels sells CM's artwork also, just wondering if CM got any of the $$$$.I hope so...I mean Charlie works hard. He deserves some of that exploitation money. (The BUG should hang his head in shame.) I will defer my answer to somebody here who would know. He had to give back all the money he made from his "LIE" album, I believe, so...
:-(
L

A.C. Fisher Aldag said...

If Charles makes any money, it has to go to pay restitution and such. However, he is taken care of by Mr. Channels and other friends. Purely donations to a pal, nothing more.

A.C. Fisher Aldag said...

The other blog has finally caught up to you!

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

A.C. Fisher Aldag said...
The other blog has finally caught up to you!Hi AC...I just saw that. The other blogger must have a life. It's been pretty quiet on all the cm sites, and blogs lately.
L

A.C. Fisher Aldag said...

There's new stuff on "Manson Speaks", pictures and ATWA news.

mpaul26 said...

Hello T&L and all.

Am I hallucinating once more or was there a new post here that I didn't get a chance to properly read?

Wh'appen!?

And where's Lynyrd hiding?

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

mpaul26 said...
Hello T&L and all.

Am I hallucinating once more or was there a new post here that I didn't get a chance to properly read?

Wh'appen!?

And where's Lynyrd hiding?

***

Hi mpaul26,
No, you're not hallucinating. The post is gone because I was deleting a draft that was in line right below it, and and while doing so I accidentally deleted the post instead of the off topic draft. I'm Sorry. I will repost it as soon as I can remember the name of the author.
Louise
I don't know where Lynyrd is either. I sure hope everything is okay.

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

here:)

just been busy with company and all the darn rain here!

T

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZozqQNRuZk

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq3GWZIuT8Y

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq3GWZIuT8Y

bedpan25 said...

that's a shame about barker ranch, esp. with spahn ranch being long, long gone. so much for pilgrimages to barker ranch.

i'm probably just extremely out of 'the know,' but i only just RECENTLY learned that spahn ranch - - most of it, anyway - - is now [and has been for a while] property of santa susana pass state historic park, rather than private property of 'the church at rocky peak.' i also heard that those rocks along santa susana pass road [@ 34° 16' 19.96" N, 118° 37' 00.54" W] in front of the church property are where sadie used to sunbathe nekkids! lol! [is that correct?] who knew a drive down santa susana pass road would have been so scenic?

speaking of spahn ranch…

bedpan25 said...

an internet friend of some internet friends of mine is - - according to what little information i have been given - - considering trying to undertake building a 3-D recreation of spahn ranch in the virtual world 'second life.' (i can't even get on second life because i have an old, slow, crappy computer.) it's not 100% certain this will happen, but it might. my recommendation to my friends was to give this "builder" some screen shots from Robert Hendrickson's documentary MANSON, since i haven't run across many URLs for particularly good pre-fire photos of the ranch. i'm guessing that shots of the movie shacks, the corral and the stables would be the most helpful. a good-quality scan of that vintage aerial photo would be very handy too.

if anyone knows of some decent spahn ranch photos, or has any suggestions, i'd be much obliged!

bedpan25 said...

hey, i just now got a 'this account is closed' on the MICHAELSCHANNELS guy…which is weird, 'cause i was looking at one of his videos probably a couple of days ago.

Anonymous said...

maybe the same person that burned down the col's youtube page did it.

katie8753 said...

Hi Bedpan. I got into quite an argument with that MICHAELSCHANNELS guy and soon after he disappeared. Whoopppss!! Boy does he have a temper. I better check and make sure he didn't make some nasty comment on my page. LOL.

Lynyrd did stop by the LVH video a couple of days ago and said hi. He said he's been really busy.

That 3D idea sounds really good. If that happens, let us know where to find it.

A.C. Fisher Aldag said...

What are youse guys' You-tube channels?

bedpan25 said...

hi katie!

i guess i didn't read many of the comments under MICHAELSCHANNELS' videos, altho i DID see one instance where JanBelupo went off on a friend of mine [ahcapella] for the unforgivable crime of expressing a little sympathy for shorty shea. if you've observed JanBelupo, you know that he wants to BE manson, and believes that being self-righteous, insulting people left & right, and generally being as unpleasant as possible is the key. anyhoo, MICHAELSCHANNELS recommended to JanBelupo that he 'smoke a blunt and chill,' or something similar. haha

oh, i just remembered - - it was a video of that old newsreel where a police official is discussing how clem led them to shorty shea's body. filmed at spahn ranch in B&W, probably on 16mm. damn, i wish i had downloaded it! now it's gone! [sobs gently]

ahcapella is also one of my friends who is on second life and is in contact with that builder who might try to build spahn ranch there, or at least some of it. this is what he said earlier saturday. 'I took over 250 screen photos from "MANSON" and "Inside the MANSON Gang" today, haha! ... I don't know how much the builder will actually be able to build before he uses up all the available "prims" in the region, but even if he's only able to create a reasonable facsimile of the front "movie ranch" shacks, I think it would be a remarkable achievement! We'll see.'

if it happens, we'll be able to walk our little avatars into the shacks and sit around with pixel-guitars and have sing-a-longs. haha! i've heard they have 'LSD' in second life that puts colorful patterns on your screen, too. lol!

bedpan25 said...

found this yesterday. barker ranch wasn't completely destroyed, but it's a mess.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKg_aPeiw50&fmt=18

bedpan25 said...

wese guys' channels are as follows:

me = www.youtube.com/user/bedpan25
katie = www.youtube.com/user/katie8753
lynyrd = www.youtube.com/user/lynyrdskynyrdband

bedpan25 said...

come to think of it, i'm not sure that the newsreel footage of shorty shea's body being discovered WAS in B&W, but it looked to me like it was in 16mm. i hope that one reappears on youtube.

katie8753 said...

Hi Bedpan. The video I got on with CHANNELS was a video of some girl, (can't remember her name although every time it was mentioned, it changed) who claimed to have "visited" with Manson a jillion times and he "revealed" certain secrets to her, one being that Linda Kasabian's boyfriend was beaten by Sharon Tate (with some object, can't remember now) and afterward, she initiated some kind of devil worship cult crappola. I told him that I'd heard some wild tales, but that took the cake. First of all, Linda didn't have a boyfriend. She had a husband, then after she joined the Family, she screwed everybody. No where have I read that Sharon Tate even know who Linda K. was, not even on the night of August 9, 1969. According to testimony, Linda never entered the house, and Sharon never exited it alive again. So.....that's pretty much BS. That's what started the argument. Anywho....after some gruff name-calling and whatnot, he kinda went "poof". I can't imagine that he pulled the plug so I have a feeling that You Tube shut him down. He'll probably be back under a new name at some point.

Speaking of shutdowns, the Col. reports that Jimmy shut down his You Tube account. I don't know how he knows it was Jimmy, but according to the Col. Jimmy complained about copywrite violations or something and they yanked him. That's a shame. The Col. can be rather pompous, but I like him. LOL.

Can't wait to have our sing-alongs at Spahn's Ranch! Should be a blast from the past.

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

everyone knows
Micheal Row your Boat ashore * right?

T

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

there no way jim would burn Barkers.

katie8753 said...

>>>everyone knows
Micheal Row your Boat ashore * right?<<<

That's right T&L!! LOL.

No Jimmy would NEVER burn Barker down. He threatens to burn things, but never really intends to. Ha Ha.

LynyrdSkynyrdBand said...

Hello All!

Thanks for thinking of me.
I've been on a break from the Manson topic for a while now... both here and "abroad" LOLOL...
Sometimes you just need a rest... but, I'll be back eventually.

I had surgery on my esophogus 3 weeks or so ago, and had been recovering.
My food was getting stuck (bunched-up) mid-chest for a couple years, and I finally decided to be smart and have it looked at.
I'm fine now... no need to worry... and eating like a Truck Driver again!!!
Beyond that... I had a bunch of other personal commitments to take care of... and now, quite honestly, I'm just enjoying the nice weather and the time away.

When I feel the inspiration, I'll be back in full force and you'll all wish I was gone again!!! LOLOL

I have to admit, this latest (alleged) last laugh Jim has pulled on ColScott almost sucked me back in... (I'm partial towards Jim)... but, I'll just let this one go... for now anyway.

Peace to All!!! Lynyrd

katie8753 said...

Hi Lynyrd! Glad you're okay. "Get well, get well, we hope you get well soon."

Hurry back!!

A.C. Fisher Aldag said...

Bedpan: Thank you for the channel addresses.

Katie: Ansome 13 aka Lori Wallerman? Which I'm likely mis-spelling. Sounds like a mis-interpretation of something Charles may have said.

Lynyrd: Hope you are restored to good health very soon.

I think that the Col. and Jim R. should shoot it out with water pistols at high noon on the grounds of the Virtual Spahn Movie Ranch. Would that not be fun?

katie8753 said...

Yeah, A.C. that's sounds right. Ansome 13. But it was spelled differently several times. I'd never heard of her.

YEAH, maybe the Col. & Jimmy can throw rubber knives at each other at the virtual Spahn Ranch to bring back memories of family activities. LOL.

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

TJ AND LORI WERE MARRIED.

TJ BOUGHT A TRUCK FROM NELLIE THAT HE SUPPOSEDLY DIED IN, FROM A WRECK. THEIR ASHES ARE IN DEATH VALLEY* ( I WAS TOLD )
TJ'S DAUGHTER HAD A BABY NOT TOO LONG AGO.
:)

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

((((Lynyrd))))
HOPE U ARE FEELING BETTER!
t

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

October 4th 1998 in Orange County IS WHEN LORI DIED.SHANI IS STILL ON THE WEST COAST.

A.C. Fisher Aldag said...

I am told that Shani is in Denver, and TJ is in Witsec. x:-)

Anonymous said...

I'm curious to know why you guys (or some of you) think that TJ is still alive? His family certainly don't.

mpaul26 said...

Good to hear you're o.k., Lynryrd. I was beginning to think Jim had taken umbrage at some teasing and had YOU removed from the web...

I know what you mean about taking a break... somebody should found a sanitarium for frazzled or burned out case obsessives. I'd book myself in once in a while...

...and would probably have to check in even more frequently if the Second Life Spahn idea came to fruition!

A great idea tho' Bedpan. You've probably seen them already but there's a coupla good panoramic shots at the Life Magazine photo archives...

mpaul26 said...

Jeez, do I ever spell Lynyrd right?!

Always crashing in the same cars.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I'm curious to know why you guys (or some of you) think that TJ is still alive? His family certainly don't.

dead men dont tell tales*
would family snitch on others?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Barkers burnt*
to play CSI for a moment -- some of the first people I'd want to talk to about this is anyone involved with stealing cabin logbooks and leaving notes about 'protecting' the desert. That's assuming this was set deliberately.

alice said...

I dunno, Lynyrd drags me kicking and screaming out of lurkerdom, makes me post an avatar and then buggers off. Was it something I said?

Seriously, get well soon and come back once your Manson batteries are recharged!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Barkers burnt*
to play CSI for a moment -- some of the first people I'd want to talk to about this is anyone involved with stealing cabin logbooks and leaving notes about 'protecting' the desert. That's assuming this was set deliberately.

June 3, 2009 9:41 AM

Or, a certain pissed off person wasn't satisfied with the results of the body search, and had somebody burn it down so they could mow it down leaving the ground exposed to dog sniffers and all the phantom bodies supposedly buried there?

Anonymous said...

Debra Tate will not be satisfied until the day she dies!
1969 was the year that made her and The Bug imfamous!

*pukes*

bedpan25 said...

welcome back lynyrd! great comments, katie. lol!

'Linda didn't have a boyfriend. ...after she joined the Family, she screwed everybody.'

haha! yeah i was wondering 'boyfriend? didn't she have sex with nearly everyone, 'cept maybe george spahn & dody?' lol [i'm surmising dody is about the ONLY person at spahn's not to get laid]

i think jimmy's youtube disappearance happened after one of those Hamas supporters maybe got him kicked off on a background photo copyright violation? or something like that. i was reading all of this back & forth quarreling between him and those people in the channel comments of one of them...and then he vanished.

'No Jimmy would NEVER burn Barker down. He threatens to burn things, but never really intends to. Ha Ha.'

lol, true. we never got to see the oft-promised photo burning ceremony 'on location' at the former spahn ranch, damn it! i remember we were trying to decide what song should accompany the video. i suggested manson's 'i'm on fiiiiiii-yah!'

bedpan25 said...

'I think that the Col. and Jim R. should shoot it out with water pistols at high noon on the grounds of the Virtual Spahn Movie Ranch. Would that not be fun?'

lolol! what better place for an old-fashioned showdown?

bedpan25 said...
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bedpan25 said...

'You've probably seen them already but there's a coupla good panoramic shots at the Life Magazine photo archives...'

thanks mpaul. i searched for them, but couldn't find them. damn band named 'spahn ranch'! they screw up my googling! haha

btw does anyone know...is this the interior of the old ranch house where the 'hippies' used to live?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LmSR0uNyaSo/SUXpeCK6FrI/AAAAAAAABFg/Nyd3Bwu_atU/s1600-h/c-5.jpg

if that mattress could talk...

katie8753 said...

Hi Bedpan. That picture looks very familiar. It seems like it is associated with the family...at Spahn's????

mpaul26 said...
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mpaul26 said...

That was me, havin trouble... tryin again......It's Spahn, as to which building, dunno...

Two more:

http://images.google.com/hosted/life/f?q=spahn+ranch+source:life&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dspahn%2Branch%2Bsource:life%
26hl%3Den&imgurl=d4810ae6b307a0b1


http://images.google.com/hosted/life/f?q=spahn+ranch+source:life&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dspahn%2Branch%2Bsource:life%
26hl%3Den&imgurl=23db6e50502e7e4b

A.C. Fisher Aldag said...

Why I think that TJ is likely still alive:

Well, I kinda got that information from Charles. In March 2008, with all the investigations at Barker Ranch, and cadaver dogs, and so forth, the press kept saying that a "former family member" had provided them with more information, which prompted the search. The usual suspects (White Rabbit, Barbara Hoyt, Catherine Share) were not present, vying for publicity, as they do with every other Manson-related news item. It was all very mysterious. No former "family member" came forward to claim their fame. So it must've been an anonymous witness.

Charles said it likely was someone who was then put into Witsec. At first I scoffed, and was skeptical -- why would the govm't pay so much money to hide someone in expensive protective custody, and change all of their identification? Charles insisted, saying he'd seen other prisoners be granted that priveledge in exchange for testifying. Then I found out that one of the A.B. guys was indeed given protection in exchange for testimony. He was removed from the PHU and put into Federal Witness Protection with a new identity. Charles had seen that occur.

Then I further discovered how much it had cost the government to dig for non-existant cadavers at Barker Ranch. It blew a thouzillion in taxpayer funds, and considering that the CA budget is in the basement, it seemed a really gynormous expenditure. So, what's a few grand more in changing a witness's identification? And still no word from the "former family member" who tipped off the investigators. So I started asking Charles who likely testified. Of COURSE, he won't rat... so I ask who it might be: Hoyt? NO! Gypsy? NO! TJ? Dead Silence!

Makes sense... what do you surmise about a movie villian who supposedly dies, but the authorities never find the body!? Can't manage to discover any information that the burnt corpse found in TJ's wrecked truck was actually identified as him, dental records, DNA, whatever.

Whoever testified, I sure hope they are enjoying their new ID, home, job, and location at OUR expense.

THELMA AND LOUISE said...

A.C. Fisher Aldag said...

So I started asking Charles who likely testified. Of COURSE, he won't rat... so I ask who it might be: Hoyt? NO! Gypsy? NO! TJ? Dead Silence!

Sounds like a YES to me.
Very interesting! Thanks ACE :)
L

Anonymous said...

how much $ did he TJ get for ratting Steve out?

bedpan25 said...

'how much $ did he TJ get for ratting Steve out?'

no money, just a lifetime supply of rogaine.

bedpan25 said...

'That picture looks very familiar. It seems like it is associated with the family...at Spahn's????'

yeah, katie. i've seen it on various manson-related websites and it's always claimed to be a photo from inside of one of the structures in spahn ranch, but i don't know which one. the windows aren't consistent with the front windows any of the movie set shacks. i don't know. i STILL wish we could use the sherman-peabody wayback machine and go back to chatsworth, ca c.1969 with our digital cameras. just think of all the pictures we'd have now! katieshairyarms.jpg, sadiesunbathingnudeonrocks.jpg, clembabblingnonsense.jpg, brookspostonshovelinghorseshit.jpg.

lynyrd stop taking pictures of squeaky! you'll use up all the memory in your camera! squeaky, you should put your top back on now...stop encouraging him! uh...no ma'am - - i would NOT like to eat the barrel of that shotgun.

bedpan25 said...

thanks so much for the spahn ranch photo links, mpaul, especially that second one. that's totally what i'd been searching for, more than any other i've ever seen. it's exactly the kind of thing they'd find useful when building a virtual spahn ranch. i didn't find it when i googled yesterday, tho i did see it inserted into THIS video, beautifully shot in hq by someone who also got excellent footage of the ranch as it appears today - - accompanied by the g. harrison white album song 'long, long, long.'

http://vimeo.com/3448138

i think 'anonymous' might have been trying to send me a couple of jpgs from maebrussell.com, but they got truncated. if that's the case thanks for the effort, anonymous.

bedpan25 said...

lol A.C., i laugh everytime i think about colscott and jimmy having a shootout at high noon at the virtual spahn ranch! however jimmy would find himself outmanned & outgunned if the Col showed up with a posse made up of his sock-puppet accounts! hahaha!

bedpan25 said...

okay, please pardon my ignorance about this, but does anyone know exactly where the outlaw shacks were located? paul watkins described them as 'two small dilapidated redwood structures within a stone's throw of the main ranch house,' the main ranch house being the big house spahn was renting to 'hippies,' located about a quarter-mile more or less west of the corral/movie set area. i'm surprised the outlaw shacks aren't on tex watson's map of spahn ranch...unless they are what he labeled as 'farmer john house.' could that be the case?

bedpan25 said...

[crickets] oh, i get it. you guys all have LIVES on the weekends! lol

i don't know if we're still doing nominations for funniest comment of the week, but i nominate A.C. for her colscott vs. jim shootout at virtual spahn ranch comment!

katie8753 said...

I second the nomination Bedpan.

The Col & Jimmy should have a verbal showdown. I've rarely seen any others who can play verbal volleyball so well. They both surely have the gift of gab. I could just see the faceoff now. The 2 seated at a debate table. LOL. Let the name-calling begin!!

LynyrdSkynyrdBand said...

Wow... I'm falling way behind.

We're circulating hi-def photos of the ranch and everything! LOL
Virtual showdowns... LOL
I gotta try to catch-up tonight.

Geez... I'd pay good money to see that debate!
We could "air" it on the Howard Stern show.
I'd definitely be sitting on Jim's side of the "ring". LOL
I'd continually show him photos of Debra Tate to fan his Fury!!! LMAO
By the third photo... he'd be growing horns out of the sides of his head!!! ROFLMAO
His rampant OCD would definitely drive him to victory! LOL
It'd never end... We'd have to drag him away kicking and screaming!!! LOL

You guys are the Best!
Where else can you have this much fun for free??!!!

BTW Bedpan... the award has been "suspended" for a while due to lack of participation (again).
But, I have about 100 of them all shiny in the closet, ready to go... should a worthy "entry" arise.
I wanna see a virtual Spahn's ranch picture, or boxing ring with Col & Jim superimposed...ready to do battle. Now THAT would re-instate the award.
(Would make a GREAT thread photo on a Blog as well). LOOL
Hint...Hint.

katie8753 said...

Hi Lynyrd. Glad you're back. Yes we can show Jim before & after photos of Debra Tate, along with before & after photos of Babs Hoyt. Then get close ups of both of them bawling at parole hearings. That oughta get he & the Col. in the mood for some dirty pugilism.

"In this corner, standing 5'5" tall and weighing 250 pounds, including his big head...Col. Scott. And in this corner, standing 5'6" tall and weighing 90 pounds, including the tatoo that says "Leslie Forever" on his forehead....JimNY." LMAO.

bedpan25 said...

lynyrd: 'the award has been "suspended" for a while due to lack of participation (again).
But, I have about 100 of them all shiny in the closet, ready to go... should a worthy "entry" arise.'

maybe we need to come up with better virtual prizes to give people some added incentive. such as:

[don pardo's announcer voice] a candlelit dinner for two with... DODY! the woman who lived inside the toolshed/lean-to behind the spahn ranch movie set! [audience applause] yes, dody...whose claim to fame is that she once lived behind the spahn ranch longhorn saloon, and probably hasn't brushed her teeth since the release of 'Meet The Beatles' by capitol records! [audience applause]

okay, that prize might have extremely limited appeal.

katie: 'And in this corner, standing 5'6" tall and weighing 90 pounds, including the tatoo that says "Leslie Forever" on his forehead....JimNY." '

haha! it's funny you would describe him as 5'6" & 90 pounds. i don't think i've ever seen a picture of jimmy, but somehow i've always pictured him as looking like napoleon dynamites brother kip, lol!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpyT4pc_0ak

katie8753 said...

bedpan: and probably hasn't brushed her teeth since the release of 'Meet The Beatles' by capitol records! [audience applause]

i don't think i've ever seen a picture of jimmy, but somehow i've always pictured him as looking like napoleon dynamites brother kip, lol!

ROFLMAO!! Bedpan, you definitely deserve the award this time. I yam wit you. I've always invisioned Jimmy as a small, bespeckled man with a soft voice. Kinda like Wally Cox. I LOVE Napoleon Dynamite!!

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day". LOL.

bedpan25 said...

katie: 'I've always invisioned Jimmy as a small, bespeckled man with a soft voice. Kinda like Wally Cox.'

haha! it's so interesting that we both picture jimmy the same way. maybe he'll manage to shift ever so slightly from the wally cox end of the spectrum towards the clint eastwood end if he becomes proficient in rex kwon do.

'bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!'

lol! that always makes me laugh!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKmUsVeKp1o

katie8753 said...

Bedpan, I've always imagined Jimmy as a slight framed, balding man, sitting in a dark room with a light bulb above his head hanging on a string, sweat pouring off his forehead, typing feverishly into the wee hours of the morning. But...maybe he has the ability to morph into a Clint Eastwood-type hero when he gets angry, like the incredible hulk. Maybe he even turns green. "Okay punk, MAKE MY DAY". LOL.

"Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face when I'm wearing these bad boys? Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla every night? Fa-get aboutit". Ha Ha.